<p>It all comes to how Russian names (and maybe names in Slavic languages in general?) often end with 斯基(-sky) for males and 娃(-va) for females in their Chinese translations. For example:</p>

<ul>
<li>Tchaikovsky 柴可夫<strong>斯基</strong></li>
<li>Sharapova 莎拉波<strong>娃</strong></li>
</ul>

<p>and I'm sure you can find other similar names, either that of real-life persons or fictional characters.</p>

<p>And so it becomes a somewhat well-known wordplay/pun that there are only two types of people in Russia - 司机 (drivers) since it's a homophone of 斯基, both pronounce as sījī (si<sup>1</sup> ji<sup>1</sup>), and 小孩 (kids) since it's basically what 娃 means in Chinese. And when you put it that way, it's kind of funny, so people remember this joke.</p>

<p>Now back to the original question, 怎么不是司机不是娃呢, it means: <em>How could someone neither be a -sky nor a -va?</em> But of course, if translated this way, the humor in it is lost.</p>

<hr>

<p>By the way, I imagine playing jokes with other people's name can be disrespectful in the eye of some people/culture. However, it's unlikely the speaker had any bad intention. If you find this rude or if it makes you uncomfortable, you should respectfully tell the speaker to stop making this kind of joke, and tell them how you feel. We can all be careless sometimes when interacting with a person from a different cultural background. I'm sure any respectable person will be more careful upon your request (or, at the very least, you will see the kind of person they are).</p>

<p>If you are not a Russian or you don't mind though, feel free to ignore this section. </p>

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Despite searching for quite some time, I cannot find the origin of this pun, and I myself have also forgotten where I read or heard this. I will update this answer if I do find the source.
zypA13510
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zypA13510
<p>The literal meaning seems to be :</p>

<p>How could it not be a driver not a baby ?</p>

<p>I presume it has another meaning.</p>

<p>Any ideas ?</p>

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2020-01-17T23:57:38.523Z
As I see it, it may not a reasonable sentence. Can you provide any context and clues, so that people can determine it?
000
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Unless it is some kind of pun? If not the sentence as it is makes no sense, whether in Mandarin, Cantonese or Hakka.
Wayne Cheah
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2020-01-18T03:43:02.627Z
never heard of.
sylvia
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2020-01-18T05:41:26.200Z
Can you tell us where you saw this sentence?
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What does 怎么不是司机不是娃呢 mean?
# What does 怎么不是司机不是娃呢 mean?

(Asked by: username_0 on 2020-01-17)

The literal meaning seems to be :

How could it not be a driver not a baby ?

I presume it has another meaning.

Any ideas ?

**Tags:** vocabulary, phrase-meaning
> **Comments:**
> **username_1**: As I see it, it may not a reasonable sentence. Can you provide any context and clues, so that people can determine it?  
> **username_2**: Unless it is some kind of pun? If not the sentence as it is makes no sense, whether in Mandarin, Cantonese or Hakka.  
> **username_3**: never heard of.  
> **username_4**: Can you tell us where you saw this sentence?  

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## 1 answers

### Answer by username_5 on 2020-03-18. Score: 5

It all comes to how Russian names (and maybe names in Slavic languages in general?) often end with 斯基(-sky) for males and 娃(-va) for females in their Chinese translations. For example:

* Tchaikovsky 柴可夫**斯基**
* Sharapova 莎拉波**娃**

and I'm sure you can find other similar names, either that of real-life persons or fictional characters.

And so it becomes a somewhat well-known wordplay/pun that there are only two types of people in Russia - 司机 (drivers) since it's a homophone of 斯基, both pronounce as sījī (si1 ji1), and 小孩 (kids) since it's basically what 娃 means in Chinese. And when you put it that way, it's kind of funny, so people remember this joke.

Now back to the original question, 怎么不是司机不是娃呢, it means: *How could someone neither be a -sky nor a -va?* But of course, if translated this way, the humor in it is lost.

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By the way, I imagine playing jokes with other people's name can be disrespectful in the eye of some people/culture. However, it's unlikely the speaker had any bad intention. If you find this rude or if it makes you uncomfortable, you should respectfully tell the speaker to stop making this kind of joke, and tell them how you feel. We can all be careless sometimes when interacting with a person from a different cultural background. I'm sure any respectable person will be more careful upon your request (or, at the very least, you will see the kind of person they are).

If you are not a Russian or you don't mind though, feel free to ignore this section.

> **Comments:**
> **username_5**: Despite searching for quite some time, I cannot find the origin of this pun, and I myself have also forgotten where I read or heard this. I will update this answer if I do find the source.  

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