<p>First off: this is a Sichuanese song.</p>

<hr>

<p>Let's start with something you'll recognize:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>Q: 怎么办？<br>
  A: 凉拌！</p>
</blockquote>

<hr>

<p>In Sichuanese this is called: 展嘴巴劲 or 扳嘴巴劲 or 展牙巴劲. That is relevant because this is a form of Sichuanese 展嘴巴劲. It goes a little something like this:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>A: 有事<br>
  B: 和尚赶道士</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It is something that is said when someone thinks that you are coming up with a pretext or an excuse to be busy rather that actually having anything to do.</p>

<p>There also seems to be quite a few variants on the phrase. Obviously from the question we have: 和尚撞了道士. A more common variant is 和尚赶道士. Online you can also find examples of: 和尚做道士 and 和尚撵道士.</p>

<hr>

<p>There are a bunch of these in Sichuanese:</p>

<ul>
<li>开腔嘛——开腔&lt;枪>打死人</li>
<li>负责——负他妈的床坝箦</li>
<li>赔——我陪你坐</li>
<li>真的——煮的哟</li>
<li>看嘛&lt;马>——看牛哦</li>
<li>不敢&lt;赶>——过吆</li>
<li>好久&lt;酒>——没得好菜</li>
<li>长——往土坝里长</li>
<li>结婚——脑壳昏</li>
<li>花——眼睛花</li>
<li>钱——夹火钳</li>
<li>等于是——二加二等于四</li>
<li>啥子——帕子，帕子搭到脸上</li>
<li>没关系——没川戏，没川戏看电影嘛</li>
</ul>

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<p>In the song《<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q7zFZncboA" rel="nofollow noreferrer">掐死大象的蚂蚁</a>》by Bridge and 二毛 there's a <a href="http://www.mc1314.com/news/news-7807.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer">bar</a> by <em>twenty-cents</em>(?) that goes:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>咋个回事咋个回事<br>
  十点半还不晓得回家<br>
  问起咋子问起咋子<br>
  也不晓得打个电话<br>
  有事有事安啥子事嘛啥子事嘛<br>
  和尚撞了道士上房揭瓦你要造次</p>
</blockquote>

<p>The part that is tripping me up is: <em>和尚撞了道士</em>. Most search results online for 和尚撞了道士 just come back to the lyrics for this song.</p>

<p>Any ideas?</p>

<meaning><topolect>
What does "和尚撞了道士" mean?
# What does "和尚撞了道士" mean?

(Asked by: username_0 on 2019-11-03)

In the song《[掐死大象的蚂蚁](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q7zFZncboA)》by Bridge and 二毛 there's a [bar](http://www.mc1314.com/news/news-7807.html) by *twenty-cents*(?) that goes:

> 咋个回事咋个回事  
> 十点半还不晓得回家  
> 问起咋子问起咋子  
> 也不晓得打个电话  
> 有事有事安啥子事嘛啥子事嘛  
> 和尚撞了道士上房揭瓦你要造次

The part that is tripping me up is: *和尚撞了道士*. Most search results online for 和尚撞了道士 just come back to the lyrics for this song.

Any ideas?

**Tags:** meaning, topolect

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## 1 answers

### Answer by username_0 on 2019-11-03. Score: 3 | Accepted answer

First off: this is a Sichuanese song.

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Let's start with something you'll recognize:

> Q: 怎么办？  
> A: 凉拌！

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In Sichuanese this is called: 展嘴巴劲 or 扳嘴巴劲 or 展牙巴劲. That is relevant because this is a form of Sichuanese 展嘴巴劲. It goes a little something like this:

> A: 有事  
> B: 和尚赶道士

It is something that is said when someone thinks that you are coming up with a pretext or an excuse to be busy rather that actually having anything to do.

There also seems to be quite a few variants on the phrase. Obviously from the question we have: 和尚撞了道士. A more common variant is 和尚赶道士. Online you can also find examples of: 和尚做道士 and 和尚撵道士.

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There are a bunch of these in Sichuanese:

* 开腔嘛——开腔<枪>打死人
* 负责——负他妈的床坝箦
* 赔——我陪你坐
* 真的——煮的哟
* 看嘛<马>——看牛哦
* 不敢<赶>——过吆
* 好久<酒>——没得好菜
* 长——往土坝里长
* 结婚——脑壳昏
* 花——眼睛花
* 钱——夹火钳
* 等于是——二加二等于四
* 啥子——帕子，帕子搭到脸上
* 没关系——没川戏，没川戏看电影嘛


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