input: [DENOMINATION] Church Of Christ (U.S.) [THE GOOD] Organized. Civil. Serious. [False Prophet] Church tradition [THE BAD] 
output: Worldly in a very closeted way. Hypocritical. Illogical and demonic rejection of musical instruments. Maniacal hyper-focus on whole-body baptism. Judgmental of all others. Swear oaths. Obsessed with the unreadable King-James translation.