Excuse me . When's the next bus ?   The next bus will be here in four minutes .   Oh , good . That'll be the number forty four ?   No , it's the number fifty-eight .   So when's the next forty-four ? Will it be here soon ?   No , it won't .   So when will it be here then ?   Never .   Never ?   That's right . The number forty-four doesn't stop here any more . Its stop is round the corner . 