[09:42] <duflu> alan_g: You might find this shortlist handy:  https://bugs.launchpad.net/mir/+bugs?field.tag=gtk-mir
[09:45] <alan_g> duflu: thanks


[16:02] <spmkde> Hey guys. I am running jammy and just installed tomcat9. I noticed that the package ships no ufw service definition as other services do (e.g. apache2, postfix). As this is a feature request, how do I file this? Just as a regular bug on launchpad?
[16:02] <spmkde> Here's the gist: https://paste.ubuntu.com/p/RrrmmykXwk/
[16:14] <rbasak> spmkde: I suggest you file it here: https://salsa.debian.org/java-team/tomcat9
[16:14] <rbasak> You could ask for an Ubuntu-specific delta, but it would make more sense in Debian I think.
[16:14] <rbasak> Oh, request, rather than  patch?
[16:15] <rbasak> Then sure, you can request it, but realistically I don't see it happening really. It's tricky to understand exactly what would work for the majority of users.
[16:15] <rbasak> And tomcat9 is in universe in Ubuntu, so relies on volunteers.
[16:34] <spmkde> rbasak: Thanks for the advice. It's a rather simple patch that I have attached. I will look into the debian URL that you've provided.


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[01:00] <bryceh> hmm, php-defaults still has not transitioned, and lists that it's blocked on php8.0.  I'm not sure what needs done to get it to move along.
[01:04] <vorlon> bryceh: what was needed was for me to use the right version number (target instead of source) *and* to not typo it
[01:05] <vorlon> so the next britney run that starts after I fixed it ~15m ago should succeed
[01:05] <bryceh> hah!
[01:07] <bryceh> thanks again vorlon.
[05:13] <vorlon> I don't know what happened to britney, but its memory usage exploded and the last thing in the log was that it said it was requesting an autopkgtest. 4 hours ago.  So I've killed it and will let it try again
[07:01] <bryceh> hah.  well jeez, php is quite the cursed monster this cycle!
[07:02] <bryceh> it's picking up the hint at least "Should ignore, but forced by vorlon"
[07:05] <bryceh> $ rmad php-defaults
[07:05] <bryceh>  php-defaults | 82~0build1 | impish
[07:05] <bryceh>  php-defaults | 92ubuntu1  | jammy
[07:06] <bryceh> looks like it's transitioned
[10:39] <LocutusOfBorg> autopkgtests.ubuntu.com seems having a sad day
[10:39] <LocutusOfBorg> unless my internet is totally brokwn
[10:42] <LocutusOfBorg> *broken
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[13:58] <LocutusOfBorg> autopkgtests looks still brokwn
[14:02] <RikMills> LocutusOfBorg: yep :/ https://ubuntu-release.kpi.ubuntu.com/d/76Oe_0-Gz/autopkgtest?viewPanel=12&orgId=1&refresh=10s
[14:04] <RikMills> and the job throughput plot is nailed to 0
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[21:31] -queuebot:#ubuntu-release- New: accepted kiwi [amd64] (jammy-proposed) [9.24.19-1]
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[21:32] -queuebot:#ubuntu-release- New: accepted parasail [amd64] (jammy-proposed) [2.5+dfsg-2]
[21:41] <vorlon> yes, it does seem like autopkgtest should be running more than 5 tests in parallel
[21:59] <vorlon> that looks better.  though I can't ssh to the cloud worker node now...
[22:04] <vorlon> well. that seems to be a juju problem
[22:04] <vorlon> ('juju status' also hangs)
[22:41] <vorlon> juju fixed itself, looks good now
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[09:04] <bob284> help me
[09:04] <bob284> dont know how to send message to all
[09:04] <bob284> http://www61.zippyshare.com/v/41413047/file.html
[09:05] <bob284> hello?
[09:05] <bob284> its urgent
[09:06] <bob284> 8(
[09:07] <bob284> ##java


[00:58] <Myrtti> !web2.0
[00:59] <Myrtti> !web2.0-#ubuntu-offtopic is <reply> Welcome to - http://zombo.com/
[01:30] <SebNaitsabes> I was banned from the Ubuntu channel over 24 hours ago for going off topic and ignoring warnings.  I was meant to come back after 24 hours  to talk about the ban  and I guess get unbanned, well here I am quite a lot of hours after 24 hours.
[01:32] <SebNaitsabes> no one here at the moment it seems hum
[01:33] <Myrtti> @btlogin
[01:35] <Myrtti> hmmm
[01:36] <Myrtti> roight.
[01:36]  * Myrtti pokes bazhang
[01:37] <SebNaitsabes> who is away?
[01:37] <Myrtti> currently yes
[01:37] <Myrtti> and so should I be too - tis quite late for me to be awake even when my sleeping rhythm is on London timezone
[01:38] <Myrtti> (I just love xkcd)
[01:40] <Myrtti> so - I'll leave you to ponder this issue over as I have to try to live in my physical Helsinki timezone
[01:41] <SebNaitsabes> well
[01:41] <SebNaitsabes> England is only 2 hours behind Finland
[01:42] <SebNaitsabes> and what's xkcd?
[01:43] <nalioth> SebNaitsabes: WHAT?
[01:43] <nalioth> go ask Uncle Google
[01:43] <Myrtti> http://xkcd.com/448/
[01:43] <Myrtti> that is *SO* my life.
[02:20] <SebNaitsabes> no mods here
[02:20] <SebNaitsabes> tonight it seems/
[02:20] <SebNaitsabes> ?
[02:33] <Pici> SebNaitsabes: They're around, just not the one that banned you
[02:34] <SebNaitsabes> ok
[02:34] <SebNaitsabes> ,but another op could unbann me?
[02:34] <Pici> Technically, yes, but not according to our policies
[02:35] <SebNaitsabes> well that's a bit silly then since what if someone is banned and the mod dies for some reason
[02:35] <Pici> I'm sure we'll think of something
[02:35] <SebNaitsabes> the mode that banned  someone all of a sudden dies yeah
[02:36] <SebNaitsabes> your not  a mod Pici?
[02:37] <nickrud> Pici is a bot, or so I hear
[02:37] <SebNaitsabes> must be a very cleverly programmed bot then
[02:37] <SebNaitsabes> since it seemed I was talking to a real person
[02:37] <SebNaitsabes> :d
[02:37] <nickrud> SebNaitsabes you should probably part for now, bazhang usually shows up in a couple hours
[02:38] <SebNaitsabes> well I a may not be here then or about to go to bed or something
[02:39] <SebNaitsabes> however if he sees this convo it's all logged etc after all I guess
[02:39] <SebNaitsabes> maybe when I try next time I am unbanned?
[02:39] <nickrud> SebNaitsabes possibly, bazhang is pretty good about maintaining bans
[02:40] <SebNaitsabes> mainting in that context? as in unbanning or banning?
[02:49] <Seeker`> SebNaitsabe: As in clearing them when he feels they need to be cleared
[02:49] <SebNaitsabes> oh right I see
[02:49] <SebNaitsabes> ok
[03:04] <Seeker`> SebNaitsabes: Please take note of the message about idling in the topic
[03:07] <SebNaitsabes> why does it matter if I leave the channel open?
[03:07] <SebNaitsabes> whilst not saying anything?
[03:08] <Seeker`> This channel is for asking channel operators questions, it helps us work out who still needs help etc.
[03:09] <SebNaitsabes> well
[03:09] <SebNaitsabes> I am still not unbanned
[03:09] <SebNaitsabes> so  maybe to that
[03:09] <SebNaitsabes> however the mod that banned me is not about so
[03:10] <Seeker`> bazhang will have been hilighted, so he should see that you have been here when he returns
[03:10] <SebNaitsabes> hilighted????
[03:10] <SebNaitsabes> meaning?
[03:11] <Seeker`> his client will have made the text a different colour or something to show that someone has said his nickname
[03:11] <SebNaitsabes> ah ha
[03:11] <SebNaitsabes> and then look at this
[03:11] <SebNaitsabes> right
[03:11] <SebNaitsabes> yes this should be open on his client what I put etc?
[03:11] <Seeker`> hm?
[03:12] <SebNaitsabes> chat logs?
[03:12] <SebNaitsabes> or just open channel
[03:12] <Seeker`> he is in this channel, so his client will be recording it
[03:13] <SebNaitsabes> yep
[03:13] <SebNaitsabes> that's what I meant
[03:13] <SebNaitsabes> in the mean time,  well  I am done here really for now I guess,  and so you want me to part?
[03:14] <Seeker`> please
[03:14] <SebNaitsabes> ok
[03:14] <SebNaitsabes> bye
[03:22] <bazhang> heh. just missed him
[03:27] <SebNaitsabes> thanks for the unbann
[03:28] <SebNaitsabes> that was the server telling me you had un bann,  so I didn't need to be in this channel
[03:28] <SebNaitsabes> ?
[03:29] <SebNaitsabes> maybe should have private messaged that instead of joining here again
[03:33] <bazhang> SebNaitsabes, you are free to rejoin #ubuntu
[03:33] <SebNaitsabes> yes
[03:33] <SebNaitsabes> I did
[03:33] <bazhang> okay then :)
[03:33] <SebNaitsabes> that was a server/freenode message saying you unbanned?
[03:34] <bazhang> that was a /notice from me
[03:34] <SebNaitsabes> can I send something like that to someone else?  or is that just a mod thing?
[03:34] <bazhang> anyone can do it
[03:34] <SebNaitsabes> I mean it wasn't in a channel or private message channel
[03:34] <SebNaitsabes> what so it's just like /notice message name?
[03:35] <bazhang> well its /notice nickname message
[03:35] <SebNaitsabes> ok thanks
[03:35] <bazhang> np
[03:35] <SebNaitsabes> well i'll part again then since yeah
[03:35] <bazhang> better part before nick-rud sees you idling :)
[03:35] <SebNaitsabes> nick-rud????
[03:35] <SebNaitsabes> oh right
[03:35] <bazhang> just a joke
[03:35] <SebNaitsabes> another mod ?
[03:36] <bazhang> yep
[03:36] <SebNaitsabes> ok yeah bye
[03:36] <SebNaitsabes> thanks again  I think I lerant my lesson now though
[03:36]  * nickrud slaps bazhang upside his head
[03:36] <bazhang> ouch!
[03:36] <bazhang> run seb
[03:36] <SebNaitsabes> plus it would be longer if there was a next time I guess?
[03:36] <nickrud>  /kick bazhang
[03:37] <bazhang> haha
[03:37] <bazhang> SebNaitsabes, you know where to chat now; no need for a *next time* :)
[03:38] <SebNaitsabes>      #ubuntu-ops  You need to be a channel operator to kick  nickrud :d
[03:38] <nickrud> SebNaitsabes ;P
[03:38]  * nickrud lurks for SebNaitsabes in #ubuntu
[03:38] <SebNaitsabes> got some impatent bob in there
[03:39] <SebNaitsabes> wanting Samba help it seems
[03:39] <SebNaitsabes> asking the same thing 3 or 4 times
[03:40] <bazhang> SebNaitsabes, if there is nothing else, then please read the /topic
[03:41] <SebNaitsabes> yeah
[03:41] <SebNaitsabes> bye
[03:42] <Seeker`> bazhang o/
[03:42] <bazhang> Seeker`, :)
[06:50] <Myrtti> there
[06:50] <Myrtti> :-P
[06:50] <Myrtti> only *three* irssis anymore
[06:51] <kuuneito> (and this one has been running more or less online since 2003, it running on my first shell account using which I learnt the basic commands of Linux and irssi)
[07:12] <jpds> Oh, lobsters.
[07:16] <Myrtti> once upon a time it was called a tamagotchi.
[07:17] <Myrtti> http://www.deathmonkey.org/about/honda-monkey.html ♥ crazy finns
[07:19] <jpds> Wow, that's some distance.
[07:50] <jpds> Already means something else.
[07:54] <Myrtti> !newpackage
[07:54] <Myrtti> Pici: I love you
[07:58] <jpds> jussio1: Heavy, he was going to /part. :(
[07:58] <jussio1> jpds: so he said...
[07:59] <Tm_T> morning kids
[07:59] <jussio1> jpds: He was an out and out troll...
[07:59] <jpds> morning Tm_T
[07:59] <jpds> jussio1: Yep.
[09:00] <Myrtti> who what where
[09:01] <Tm_T> Myrtti: it wasn't me
[09:01] <Myrtti> mustamakkara ♥
[10:18] <ikonia> how should I handle hellop: in #ubuntu he's broke his debian box, keeps trying to get support, when directed to #debian multiple times he claims he's now done the same break on his ubuntu box. I think he's time wasting because debian kicked him out ?
[10:39] <elkbuntu> most likely
[10:40] <ikonia> got him into #debian on a pm and his issue is now resolved
[10:40] <ikonia> sorted
[10:42] <elkbuntu> heh
[10:58] <ikonia> how sad, his issue wasn't solved as he was telling the channel a pack of lies
[10:59] <Myrtti> how predictable
[10:59] <ikonia> dissapointing
[11:06] <elkbuntu> ikonia, a user, of our channel, lying? impossible, i say!
[11:06] <jussio1> rofl
[11:14] <jussi01> hrm... [11:21:24] --> Alb3rts<EMAIL_ADDRESS>has joined #ubuntu-irc
[11:14] <Myrtti> lovely
[11:32] <ikonia> why are they all coming in from #debian today
[11:35] <jussi01> ikonia: dont you know monday is cleanout day :P
[11:35] <ikonia> clearly
[12:04] <ikonia> dmesg in #ubuntu
[12:05] <jussi01> ikonia: the guy that wanted to be on the operator team?
[12:06] <ikonia> yup
[12:07] <jussi01> right....
[12:09] <ikonia> 256ram on xubuntu,running open office, doom etc wonders why it's slow, and an onboard video card with 64meg of ram taken from system ram
[12:17] <ikonia> I'm sure he's just a troll
[12:17] <ikonia> posts dead links from "his" domain into the channel
[12:18] <ikonia> his laptops not spec'd for #xubuntu, so he is going to run the heavier ubuntu ??
[12:18] <elkbuntu> heh, logic precedes some people, m'dear
[12:19] <ikonia> this is the guy who run the linux channel for years ??
[12:19] <Seeker`> lo
[12:20] <ikonia> howdy
[12:21] <elkbuntu> could well be
[12:21] <elkbuntu> although, he's not here so it's probably not
[12:22] <elkbuntu> i wonder when our audit ends
[12:22] <ikonia> he mentioned he has great news from the public response ??
[12:22]  * Seeker` wonders what is going on
[12:23] <ikonia> 11:27 < dmseg> ikonia: nice to see you again i have great news for the public  response , acual task related performance
[12:24] <Pici> What does that mean?
[12:24]  * Seeker` is confuddled :(
[12:24] <ikonia> Pici: the response is good.....how can you not understand that
[12:24] <ikonia> Seeker`: no more/less than everyone else
[12:24] <ikonia> Pici: ;)
[12:25] <Seeker`> who is dmesg? are they causing trouble somewhere or something?
[12:25] <Pici> Hes the guy who keeps coming in here asking to be made an operator
[12:25] <ikonia> he's a guy who's auditing #ubuntu/#ubuntu-ops/ubuntu in general (I don't know which)
[12:25] <elkbuntu> Seeker`, you haven't had your daily requirement of hallucinogen yet today?
[12:25] <bazhang> our auditor in chief
[12:26] <Seeker`> auditing in what sense?
[12:26] <ikonia> who knows
[12:26] <ikonia> but the response from the public is good
[12:27] <Pici> :D
[12:27] <bazhang> still awaiting his final report
[12:27] <Seeker`> I'm assuming that it is a self-assigned job title
[12:27] <bazhang> oddly, yes.
[12:28] <Seeker`> what is he auditing?
[12:28] <ikonia> who knows
[12:28] <ikonia> but the response from the public is good
[12:28] <bazhang> our performance here.
[12:28] <Seeker`> the frequency of letters?
[12:28] <Seeker`> the level of cats in the conversation?
[12:28] <ikonia> don't look a gift hourse in the moouth....
[12:28] <ikonia> mouth
[12:29] <Seeker`> I like how you corrected "moouth" but didn't correct "hourse"
[12:29] <elkbuntu> ooh, we're rated on feline content?
[12:29] <elkbuntu> must scour icanhas
[12:30] <ikonia> I have a cat on my lap now, do I get bonus ?
[12:30] <Seeker`> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/27/funny-pictures-to-be-louder-than-the-carpet/
[12:31] <Seeker`> ikonia: Yes, you now have the skill of "+1 typing like a cat is walking over your keyboard"
[12:32] <jpds> http://www.kitti.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/failed-please-die.jpg
[12:32] <Seeker`> jpds: :(
[12:33] <jpds> Seeker`: Actually I just felt like randomly posting that.
[12:33] <Seeker`> hmm, randomness doesn't go down well in audits
[12:33] <Seeker`> unless you are auditing the output of a RNG
[12:34] <jpds> Gah, how does one force server notices to go to the (msgs) window in irssi...
[12:35] <elkbuntu> http://failblog.org/
[12:36] <Pici> Myrtti: I had to laugh, betwixt (mm, a good word) all the cursing hilights in my away log was a message from you from in here.. although I'm not sure what to make of it.
[13:02] <genii> Hi, just a thought to perhaps add the torrent urls of linuxtracker.org for the current versions of ubuntu to the end of the !download factoid
[13:03] <jussi01> !download
[13:04] <genii> It says to use torrents but then no direct link is made there, etc
[13:05] <jussi01> genii: the torrents ore on the download page iirc
[13:05] <genii> jussi01: The ubuntu ones, yes. The kubuntu ones aren't
[13:06] <jussi01> genii: ok, we will have a think about it - we aim to keep the factoids as short as possible and that one already is pretty long.
[13:07] <genii> Thanks
[13:08]  * jussi01 likes genii - he is a helpful guy :)
[13:11]  * jpds lives genii - he gives out lots of e-coffee
[13:12] <jussi01> hehe
[13:24] <Myrtti> wonderful
[13:24] <Myrtti> dizzyness might've gone away
[13:25] <Myrtti> was getting a bit desperate
[13:25] <jussi01> !yay | Myrtti
[13:25] <Myrtti> I feel a bit arbitrary still
[13:26] <Myrtti> but hey, what can you expect, I'm a Linux geekette - my existance is a subject to faith, not facts.  I've been getting queries out of the blue from people asking for me to help them with something or other...
[14:23] <bazhang> halp!
[14:25] <Myrtti> bazhang: oddly, that combined with Pici's comment, just flashes an image of Austin Powers doing "This is me in a nutshell"
[14:25] <bazhang> Myrtti, hahahaha
[14:26] <Myrtti> help, I'm trapped in a factoid factory!
[14:26] <Myrtti> help, this is me in a nutshell!
[14:26]  * Myrtti giggles
[14:26] <Pici> Hehe :D
[14:26] <Myrtti> Pici: have a cookie
[14:26] <Pici> Woo!
[14:26]  * Pici munches
[14:27] <Myrtti> hmph
[14:27]  * Pici breaks off a piece of the cookie and offers to Myrtti
[14:27] <bazhang> !halp
[14:27] <Pici> !-halp
[14:27] <Myrtti> I should clean this place up so I can bake those oatmeal cookies - I bet its not only PriceChild who wants them, I'll have to whack Mez and Dave2 on their fingers too
[14:27] <bazhang> oh, used to be funnier
[14:28] <Tm_T> Myrtti: cookies?! me wanna!
[14:28] <Myrtti> Tm_T: you weren't at the EMEA meeting - I downright bribed PriceChild with cookies :-P
[14:28] <Tm_T> :(
[14:29] <Pici> Cookies?! Now I'm even more sad that I'm on this side of the ocean.
[14:29] <Tm_T> I'm never in meetings
[14:29] <Dave2> Myrtti: I shall have to bring FINGER GUARDS.
[14:29] <Myrtti> and my purty blue eyes blinking will unarm you anytime
[14:30]  * Dave2 also has blue eyes, provides immunity
[14:30] <Myrtti> though someone just commented to my latest picture that I look like I'm ready to kill
[14:30] <Pici> Is that good or bad?
[14:30] <Myrtti> http://flickr.com/photos/myrtti/2661406990/
[14:30] <Myrtti> *shrug*
[15:58]  * Myrtti yawns
[16:11] <ikonia> heads up on an audit
[16:11] <Hobbsee> sigh
[16:11] <ikonia> that attitude youget you past the audit with flying colours
[16:12] <Hobbsee> i'm sure he should have publically posted in here where he'd put the public audit.
[16:21] <gnomefreak> whats all this talk about audits that i have been hearing for a week?
[16:22] <Pici> gnomefreak: We're auditing you
[16:22] <ikonia> he has failed
[16:22] <gnomefreak> good ;)
[16:25] <Myrtti> ooooh, rain
[16:25] <Tm_T> not here, shame
[16:25] <Myrtti> might explain why I'm still dizzy though
[16:25] <Tm_T> but I got my Openmoko Freerunner
[16:29]  * jussi01 feels glad tuhina is getting better, but still somewhat worried about him
[16:30] <Myrtti> he is? great!
[16:30]  * Myrtti hugs jussi01
[16:30] <Myrtti> what was wrong in the first place?
[16:30] <jussi01> Myrtti: he has some necrosis in his leg, but the vet is hopeful it will regenerate.
[16:31] <Myrtti> spontaneous?
[16:31] <jussi01> Myrtti: He got some hair/fluff/string wrapped around his leg, and it got all swelled up.
[16:31] <Myrtti> yeah, that's what I thought too
[16:32] <jussi01> I couldnt get it off as he was protecting his leg
[16:32] <Tm_T> jussi01: argh, not nice
[16:32] <Tm_T> jussi01: hopefully he'll recover fully
[16:33] <jussi01> Tm_T: yes, hopefully, although there is a small change he will end up a 3 legged hedgie :/ :(
[16:33]  * Myrtti larts jussi01 for a typo
[16:34] <Myrtti> jussi01: you're becoming Finnish
[16:34] <Myrtti> oh wait
[16:35] <Myrtti> we knew that already ;-)
[16:35] <jussi01> ROFL
[16:35] <Myrtti> Myrtti the language Eva Braun \o/
[16:36] <Myrtti> (note the off the hand way of avoiding the usage of n-word)
[16:36]  * jussi01 is cooking pytti pannu
[16:36]  * Myrtti larts jussi for a typo
[16:37] <Myrtti> FAIL!
[16:37]  * Myrtti growls, slouches back in her couch
[16:37] <jussi01> Myrtti: shutup or ill remove you :P
[16:38] <Myrtti> jussi01: let me have my little moments of consolation on this ongoing, now >36hrs long hangover
[16:47] <ikonia> is ubottu meant to be in loco channels ?
[16:47] <Myrtti> not really no, but I know some of the most mischevious ones having admin rights have made him join
[16:48] <Myrtti> ikonia: whys asking?
[16:49] <jussi01> loco channels should have loco bots IMHO
[16:49] <Myrtti> yup
[16:49] <ikonia> just saw it in ubuntu-ir was curious
[16:50] <Myrtti> should I rename ubott2 to lobottu? ;-)
[16:50] <Tm_T> lobottomy
[16:50] <Myrtti> ooooooh
[16:50] <ikonia> genus
[16:50] <ikonia> genius
[16:50] <Myrtti> SUITS YOU SIR
[16:50] <Myrtti> lubottumy
[16:50] <Myrtti> omg
[16:50] <Tm_T> :p
[16:50] <jussi01> oh stop already...
[16:50] <Myrtti> that has... my in the end
[16:51] <Myrtti> it would be --- soo--- APPROPRIATE
[16:51] <Tm_T> tummy
[16:51] <Myrtti> :-O
[16:51]  * Myrtti is flabbergasted
[16:51] <Myrtti> omgomg
[16:51]  * Myrtti frets
[16:51]  * jussi01 has another bot called fail-bot
[16:51] <Tm_T> o     k
[16:52] <Tm_T> jussi01: the one kicking me out all the time? ;)
[16:52] <jussi01> Tm_T: you are nowhere it is...
[16:53] <Tm_T> oh, good
[17:02] <gnomefreak> were laying kick the Tm_T?
[17:39]  * jussi01 rolls his eyes at ballsac
[17:39] <Tm_T> jussi01: aww, lovely pal we have
[17:45] <jussi01> Lets have a chat...
[18:11] <Myrtti> ho hum
[18:11] <Myrtti> @login
[18:12] <Myrtti> !medibuntu
[18:12] <Myrtti> !medibuntu ~= s/$/ - it is currently offline due to load issues/
[18:13] <Myrtti> !medibuntu > Seveas
[18:13]  * nalioth looks around
[18:15]  * Myrtti covers nalioths eyes with her pink fluffy mittens
[18:15] <Myrtti> also, *facepalm*
[18:15] <nalioth> is it mitten weather?
[18:16] <Myrtti> almost
[18:17] <nalioth> must be nice
[18:17] <Myrtti> beats heatwaves in my opinion
[18:18] <Myrtti> rather wear mittens than run around stark nekkid.
[18:19] <Myrtti> ok, time for that old classic again
[18:19] <Myrtti> !prayer
[18:20] <Myrtti> dear lord the amount of HUMAN STUPIDITY in this UNIVERSE
[18:21] <jussi01> *hugs*
[18:21] <nalioth> Myrtti: be happy you don't live in Texas - it never gets cold
[18:21] <Pici> And lots of stupid people
[18:21] <Myrtti> nalioth: having spent 3 months in southern california, I think I know approximately how idiotic one can get
[18:22] <Myrtti> but yeah, Texas would be hell
[18:22] <Myrtti> I had a heated discussion with my now brother-in-law about NRA and the US firearms legistlature then...
[18:22] <Myrtti> note: was 16 at the time.
[18:27] <Myrtti> ... this world needs more people who speak BLOODY OXFORD ENGLISH.
[18:27] <Myrtti> or can atleast cut down the damned leetspeek
[18:28]  * Myrtti makes strangling gestures
[18:31] <gnomefreak> seveas is back?
[18:31]  * gnomefreak misses so much during day light hours
[18:32] <jpds> gnomefreak: at givin support, yes.
[18:32] <gnomefreak> oh ok not as op
[18:41] <Myrtti> oh I'm so lovely tonight
[18:45] <jussi01> hrm
[18:45] <gnomefreak> i cant find anything about that
[18:45] <jussi01> think thats a bot?
[18:45] <gnomefreak> he didnt do anything wrong
[18:45] <jpds> Hmm
[18:46] <gnomefreak> didnt check
[18:46] <gnomefreak> thanks Myrtti
[18:47] <Myrtti> np
[18:47] <jpds> "CTCP VERSION reply from ~baconnessie: mIRC32 v5.7 K.Mardam-Bey"
[18:47] <Pici> Hes a bit trigger happy
[18:47]  * gnomefreak still didnt see if it was a bot since he went from aptitude to drives so i figured it was person
[18:48] <Pici> It was typing pretty fast
[18:48] <gnomefreak> bots dont type
[18:48] <Pici> Or maybe all these problems only happen when Seveas is around ;)
[18:48] <Myrtti> sssshhhh
[18:48] <gnomefreak> and i know people that can type very fast
[18:49] <Myrtti> not that fast
[18:49] <Pici> Two sentence length replies in the same second?
[18:50] <nalioth> it was a bot
[18:50] <nalioth> a well trained one
[18:52] <Myrtti> chicken ceasar salad ♥
[19:04] <gnomefreak> are people really that annoying or just him :(
[19:05] <gnomefreak> im gone befor ei really get pissed
[19:20]  * Myrtti headdesks at #xubuntu
[19:21] <Pici> Whys that?
[19:21] <Myrtti> he wants to edit his menu. Ok, xfce app for it sucks, but he has to curse and whine and ...
[19:21] <Myrtti> *sigh*
[19:21] <Myrtti> GNOME IS SO MUCH BETTER!
[19:22] <Myrtti> XFCE IS THE ¤%&/
[19:22] <Myrtti> 21:22 < blake_> i wish xfce "just worked" like gnome
[19:22] <Myrtti> 21:22  * blake_ sighs
[19:22] <Myrtti> 21:22 < th0r> like windows
[19:23] <Pici> ...
[19:23] <Pici> jpds: thanks
[19:23]  * jpds squashs.
[19:24] <jpds> Firefox has prevent 192 popups.
[19:24] <Pici> I have that site on my hilights, as suggested by na-lioth
[19:25] <jpds> Scary.
[19:27] <Myrtti> http://paste.ubuntu.com/27330/
[19:28] <jpds> Myrtti: Why are you -@`: ?
[19:29] <Myrtti> http://irssi.org/themefiles/roses.png
[19:29] <Myrtti> because
[19:29] <jpds> Ah.
[19:29]  * jpds favours the blue.theme
[19:29] <Myrtti> I roll my own ♥
[19:30] <Myrtti> (and if you knew Finnish, you'd appreciate the dualicity of that screenshot :-DDDDDD)
[19:31] <Pici> neat
[19:36] <Myrtti> 21:35  blake_> Myrtti: im waiting for the day when linux desktop is as stable as windows
[19:36] <Myrtti> HO HUM
[19:37] <Myrtti> ompaul: would you lend me that polishing rag and brass polishing powder, I think my halo is a bit spotty
[19:37] <Myrtti> needs to be cleaned
[19:37] <ompaul> Myrtti, you have my emp athy
[19:37]  * ompaul grasps at the last pun
[19:37]  * Pici throws rotten vegetables at ompaul
[19:38] <Pici> boo
[19:38] <ompaul> why thank you
[19:38] <Pici> Its for your compost
[19:39] <ompaul> grown you own
[19:39]  * ompaul bans self from irc
[19:40] <jussi01> Pici: back to your factory...
[19:40]  * Myrtti starts to rub her halo clean
[19:40] <Myrtti> *squeak* *squeak*
[19:42] <ompaul> I should get off irc and do some work
[19:42]  * ompaul thinks about this for a few mins
[19:42] <ompaul> more
[19:44] <ompaul> catch ye all some other day
[19:44]  * Pici sets up his ompaul traps
[19:47] <Myrtti> missed
[19:48]  * PriceChild eyes Myrtti suspiciously
[19:48] <Pici> How was work?
[19:49] <PriceChild> 'orientation', it'll get more fun soon
[19:49] <Myrtti> PriceChild: please tell me having an exotic alcoholic beverage would serve as a substitute for baked oatmeal cookies?
[19:50] <PriceChild> Myrtti: what's happenned to the baked oatmeal cookies?!
[19:50] <PriceChild> What did you do to them? :O
[19:50] <Myrtti> PriceChild: haven't baked them yet, still remains to be seen if I have time to bake
[19:50] <Myrtti> I'll try to have time, but just in case
[19:50] <PriceChild> I'm sure we could come to some sort of arrangement.
[19:51] <Myrtti> jolly good.
[19:51] <jussi01> Myrtti: ME want cookies!
[19:51] <Pici> He'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
[19:51] <Myrtti> since I bought three bottles of salmiakki koskenkorva and two minibottles of cloudberry liqueur already
[19:51] <Myrtti> jussi01: you're not going to LRL, or are you?
[19:51] <jussi01> cloudberry liquor nom nom...
[19:52] <jussi01> Myrtti: no... but I may be near you soon....
[19:52] <Myrtti> jussi01: I'll bake you cookies allright, but not for this weekend, mmmkay
[19:52] <Pici> s/nom/glug/g
[19:52] <Myrtti> hhmmm.
[19:53] <Myrtti> jussi01: they're 0.5dl bottles :-D
[19:53] <Myrtti> just enough to pour over few vanilla ice cream scoops
[19:54] <Myrtti> which is the only way I know to digest that overly sweet stuff.
[19:54] <Pici> cleans up the drool
[19:54] <Pici> er, /me
[19:54] <Myrtti> should I take a pic?
[19:54] <Myrtti> I think I might.
[19:56] <jussi01> yes!
[19:58] <Myrtti> http://flickr.com/photos/myrtti/2668815664/
[20:09] <Pici> 15:06:52 <Caemyr> hiya
[20:09] <Pici> 15:06:57 <Caemyr> i have a small request
[20:09] <Pici> 15:07:15 <Caemyr> [21:04:42] * Joins: arenax<EMAIL_ADDRESS>[20:09] <Pici> 15:07:24 <Caemyr> [21:05:51] <arenax> LINUX FOR EVERRRR DIE WINDOWS DIE
[20:09] <Pici> 15:07:26 <Caemyr> so
[20:09] <Pici> 15:07:39 <Caemyr> could you please keep your trolls possibly caged and locked up?
[20:09] <Pici> 15:07:51 <Caemyr> so they dont wander around, flaming other channels?
[20:09] <Pici> 15:08:00 <Caemyr> its really bad for nettiquette
[20:09] <Myrtti> er?
[20:09] <Pici> ubottu: tell me about paste
[20:09] <PriceChild> he's in #ubuntu... is that the only connection?
[20:10] <Pici> PriceChild: Looks like it
[20:10] <Myrtti> so, we should now be babysitting each and everyone of the ... umpteenththousand users of #u ?
[20:11] <Myrtti> I'll get me coat
[20:11] <PriceChild> Pici: who is caemyr? reactos person?
[20:11] <Myrtti> this wasn't the career I planned
[20:11] <Pici> PriceChild: He said he was from ##windows
[20:12] <Myrtti> should Caemyr be asked to join here?
[20:12] <jussi01> yes
[20:12] <Pici> I would think so
[20:13] <Caemyr> hiya
[20:13] <Caemyr> [21:05:51] <arenax> LINUX FOR EVERRRR DIE WINDOWS DIE
[20:13] <Caemyr> [21:10:50] <arenax> i don't think soo because if i want to use ... photoshop i can use it with wine
[20:13] <Caemyr> [21:11:05] <arenax> linux doesn't have viruses for now
[20:13] <Caemyr> [21:11:19] <arenax> you are in big mistake
[20:13] <Caemyr> could someone talk to his senses?
[20:14] <PriceChild> Hey Doji, how can we help you?
[20:14] <Caemyr> its not the first time arenax is trolling on #windows
[20:14] <Caemyr> thank you in advance
[20:14] <Pici> Caemyr: Can the ##windows ops not do anything about it?
[20:14] <Caemyr> Pici: they are rarely at the keyboard
[20:15] <Myrtti> Caemyr: but we cannot babysit all the...
[20:15]  * Myrtti checks
[20:15] <PriceChild> Caemyr: i'm not sure why you've come to us. Is there anything we can do that you couldn't?
[20:15] <Myrtti> 1355 users of #ubuntu
[20:15] <Caemyr> and we really prefer not to ban anyone if its not really necessary
[20:15] <Myrtti> Caemyr: well, I'd ban him on sight if he really is a problem
[20:15] <Caemyr> i hoped that this could be avoided
[20:16] <Caemyr> a word of warning on his prv could do wonders
[20:16] <Myrtti> again, you think we telling him to stop trolling at ##windows would change a thing?
[20:16] <Myrtti> as opposed to you telling him to stop?
[20:16] <Caemyr> Myrtti: even if not, it would be a nice gesture
[20:16] <Caemyr> yeah
[20:16] <PriceChild> Again... not sure what on earth we have to do with this? Why couldn't you PM him?
[20:16] <Caemyr> i think it would have a bigger impact
[20:16] <Caemyr> PriceChild: he is one of yours
[20:17]  * Myrtti takes the said person in pm, though fails to see the point
[20:17] <Myrtti> awwwww
[20:17] <PriceChild> Caemyr: 'one of yours'?
[20:17] <Myrtti> I feel so cuddly and warm now
[20:17] <Caemyr> not the windows person
[20:17] <Caemyr> for sure
[20:17] <Myrtti> mother of 1355 ♥
[20:17] <Pici> 'One of ours'? Hes said 3 lines in my multi-day scrollback
[20:17] <Caemyr> Myrtti: something like that
[20:17] <Caemyr> Pici: the issue is still what he does on other channels
[20:18] <Caemyr> ok nvm, i stated my request
[20:18] <Caemyr> i wont be bothering you any longer
[20:18] <Caemyr> see ya
[20:18] <Myrtti> and THERE HE GOES!
[20:18]  * Myrtti facedesks
[20:18]  * jpds wonders what happened.
[20:19] <Myrtti> jpds: don't you feel the love and caring and just NEAT FEELING of being an op?!?!?!?!!!
[20:19] <Myrtti> BIG HUG!
[20:19]  * jpds hugs Myrtti
[20:20] <Pici> My arms arent long enough to hug 1357 people
[20:20] <Myrtti> AGAIN!


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[00:34] <tsimonq2> Suggestions for tweaking that are welcome.
[16:14] <bluesabre> Seeking a cosmic (and eventually bionic) sponsor for https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/gvfs/+bug/1762595, anybody interested? Also noticed that package is chilling in proposed for a libcdio soname change
[18:02] <tsimonq2> WCOREDEVNEEDED
[19:13] <jsqkldhf> Hi
[19:14] <jsqkldhf> Is there a dev staff for PR / ubuntu.com ?
[19:14] <jsqkldhf> I'd like to share my experience of showing "How to install Ubuntu" to my nephew
[19:15] <jsqkldhf> I have installed Linux hundreds of times myself, so no problem for me, but when showing it to someone unexperienced, I have noticed
[19:15] <jsqkldhf> a lot of small things that could be improved on the website, easy to fix, but that would make it a loooooooot easier "for the average Joe"
[19:16] <jsqkldhf> tsimonq2 any idea of who I could talk with?
[19:17] <tsimonq2> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[19:17] <tsimonq2> Perhaps https://github.com/canonical-websites/www.ubuntu.com/issues/new
[19:18] <jsqkldhf> tsimonq2: thanks!
[19:19] <tsimonq2> No problem.
[19:53] <jsqkldhf> tsimonq2: I spent the last 30 minutes to do this ;)
[19:53] <jsqkldhf> https://github.com/canonical-websites/www.ubuntu.com/issues/3440
[19:54] <tsimonq2> Thanks.
[19:58] <jsqkldhf> I just slightly updated it
[19:58] <jsqkldhf> What do you think about it?