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my little pinky finger hurts so much..
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@sarahsaturday I'm sorry your gift card ran out.... That suck.
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home for spring break. no one is home tho
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I accessed oneindia.mobi from a Google phone (Android). It doesn't support Indic languages
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Why does school take over your life so much you don't get sleep anymore .. I am still doing school work and have more to do as well
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@MTsiaklides aw I wish I could! I can't really speak to my yia yia because she doesn't speak english
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@winggato no free comp lol
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getting ready to clean the house from top to bottom
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crying my friend is moving away tomorrow
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@swiftkaratechop STOP NOMNOMS!!!! ..you didn't share! Night peoples!!
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thinks she is getting a cold that she caught from Daddy. Oh no, my trip would be ruined.
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@moony394 yeah is it bcoz kal penn is a visiting lecturer somewhere n cant be on the show anymore? im gonna miss him
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So the procrastination starts early in the quarter. I don't want to reaaaaad and write a paper
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What? Apparently it's 52 degress at 11pm in Washington State. I miss winter already
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being bored at homee
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massage was great. i just spilled coke all over my desk lame. watching the simpsons as i've finished all my hills dvds.
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@nick_carter I will wait for you at fanclub chat.. even tough you're not my favorite
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has a mild left inner ear infection.. and its got this irritating "blocked" feeling since sunday..
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@JaneBodehouse Hey there! Nope. My cuteness @HoytFortenberry is away for awhile
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It's only tuesday
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Haha not even yo. I just didn't know how to do that @thang to you on twitter Haha
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Someones alarm clock or a phone woke me up at 3am...Still got my headache from yesterday night
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@kalichosich awww poor puppy is she ok?
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i might break down and eat some buffalo wings tomorrow
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Sittin here w/Kayla, I really really reallly dis-like having a brother. He doesn't know when to stop. I'm waiting for the day when one of
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Fed bokkie too many birthday treats-sicko
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's Kinda Bummed. An Agency Just Told Me That I Didn't Have The 'LOOK' That They Were Going For. Ladies, Please Help Me Create The 'LOOK'
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Work laptop is officially dead .. Not happy at all..
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My goodness, it's freezing down here !!!!!
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@heidimontag why do you put up with him!!!!! You should listen to your mom
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is stucked in Paris and can't even travel into France (for work)
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@JoannaFBeckett, i don't think there's one close by. Last time I checked, the closest one was 70 miles away!
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aaaaand back to my literature review At least i have a friendly cup of coffee to keep me company.
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I am worried that I won't get my $900 even though I paid a buttload of tax last year !
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Okay, so.. STILL NO SCHOOL!!!!
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IS PHONELESS ...NOW OFF TOO SLEEP
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Reeked of alcohol at the dentist this morning + was drunk when i put on my tshirt, realised it had a huge stain. Dentist looked disgusted
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it is really cold
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cant sleep she wants to dream!!
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Can't sleep I hate these nights when I try to go to bed early and stay awake for hours. Poo!
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@rootbeersoup Yeah. Too bad people like a certain burrito-eating man exist.
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@Cronotriggers that's sad.
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just found out that my mum and my adopted auntie are on twitter.. check them out my mum is TessM64 and my awesome as auntie is tania38
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Cannot sleep....WIDE AWAKE!!...and I gotta go to work later too. Boy, am I going to have a crappy day.
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struggling with eam law
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Why can't I sleep like her http://twitpic.com/2y3ty
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Bouts to start 24. Poor linny couldn't keep her eyes open. she tired and has to work tomorrow morning. Night @ilovefatsusan.
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My 4 year old (18 year old) is driving me around the twist...i don't want to be like this
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Well, that sucked.
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i have to be out of my place in 3 days...any help i can get packing/painting/cleaning is much appreciated. oh. and RIP my wall
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Opening a partially frozen beer= Beer on the toaster, under the oven and all over the counter. The kitchen smells like we run a speakeasy
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@stewiebrittany no i dont even know how to ride it
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@MonaSmith sadly, yes. i think i need counciling now
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making myself ready for school...don't feel like going, but have two tests
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Smugness gone. My train also failed to turn up so I'm heading for Victoria followed by an unpleasant tube ride to the City.
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Anybody know where my iPod went?
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aww this earthquake in Italy has made me sad just saw the pics on the news, it's terrible.
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@lilibat never been able to afford to get them out. I'd much rather go through the extraction than continue with what I deal with now.
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Why do other pet care people try to run others out of business? Or send suspicious e-mails fishing for info?
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@kameelahwrites <33 codez....they've been MIA tho
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@reannaremick doesnt work on my cell go to sleep! =P
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it's going to be nice again tomorrow and then the rain comes back. no nice weather for my birthday
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@taliasunset rock band is hard..on expert!!!
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@beachbassbone: roomie was home all day. All he had to do was scratch at the door. Comforter has to goto large laundromat machines.
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One of the hardest thing with this schedule, no one I can chat with at the end of my day usually
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they killed off a character on one of my favorite shows and now i'm upset
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jealous of my friends who got to see the new Star Trek film in Austin tonight.
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Listening to Q! I got a really bad headache and a drivin lesson in ten mins.... Lucky me i just wana sleeep!
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@Steve_Buscemi SHUT UP you...I am hungry! And in Britain, home of the most boring suckassy breakfast in the world! I MISS DENNYS!!
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good morning everybody! pkoi y fais pas beau bon coffee time!
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work again
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Essay time....
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@chauncey78 hey did u talk to mom.. r they home yet? i hope they r ok.. wish i was coming home 4 easter..
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@endearingevania I sure wish I could go with you guys tmrw. But as per usual, school interferes.
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@widyatarina say what??? kal penn's leaving house?! noooooo!!! awww... i totally missed it tonight
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no! i lost a loyal
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played another hand very bad and lost half my stack
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It's 6.20pm - early days in a looooooong night at work
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@yaykimo It's sad it's the last season. I wanna see when Spencer calls Lauren!
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So Im done editing "The Phipstape". Back 2 crack a brew and see what we got............. no trees though
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@rj i don't know what half of that means
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homework homework homework
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worked his heart out today, doubling my weight at each station. Result: Stiff and pulled muscles... OUCH!
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@MeLaMachinko now i feel bad for unfollowing.
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So... Tired... God I hate the new job, and only two days in
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Sad about Kutner being killed off my fav show House!
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happy for Coach Stringer (HOF c/o 2009!)...now if I can only finish my term paper on her
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I feel like shit. This is NOT the way I want to spend my birthday's eve
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so far i have 311 on all my sites put together, most of them were me checking out the updates i made......
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has a lot on her mind. I needs to make some moneys. And ideas. Nowhere is hiring!
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@emiliexclarkex miss you
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@stephenkruiser I'm so sorry to hear about your dog
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Too much internet. How it plagues me
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i miss my ex soo much
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Sodding M25 http://twitpic.com/2y3y0
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oh I thought the pirate bay trial verdict was today :-s apparently it's in 10 days
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@featherinair call me back.
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is in study hall now, and i will log off immediately. http://plurk.com/p/mzxbg
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it so tired that im crying for no reason at all. im about to try to get an hour and a half in for tonight. half what i got last night.
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I totally have like... four girl options, and none of them seem viable
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